Who Stole My Bone?

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-a dog named spudz asks you for ur help, his favorite bone is missing. -look at the crime scene: on spudz's unkempt bed there are some cookie crumbles. spudz's toy also has some drool on it. -look at witnesses: there is a stuffed teddy bear in the corner. u get to choose to be a good/bad cop, but u have to be a bad cop to interrogate him. he starts sweatin and tells u that he saw Albert Roofus the bulldog eating a cookie near spudz's bed. -question spudz:

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... Oh, hi! Didn't see you there for a second. My name is Spudz. What's yours? -Type name: That sounds stupid. I'm just gonna call you $

<img id="graphics" src="images/oh.gif" width="600px" height="400px"> <div id="txt">Oh, hi! Didn't see you there for a <<link "second.">><<replace "#txt">>My name is Spudz. What's yours? [[(Type your name)->name]] [[I'm not tellin']]<</replace>><</link>></div>

<<set $name to "Phill">>\ <img id="graphics" src="images/stupid-name.gif" width="600px" height="400px"> <div id="txt">...You know what, that sounds stupid, so I'm just gonna call you $name. [[Oh]]</div>

<<set $name to "Poopers">>\ <img id="graphics" src="images/rude.gif" width="600px" height="400px"> <div id="txt">That's very rude, and since you're such a meanbean I'm calling you $name. I hope you're happy! [[Oh]]</div> \<<nobr>> <</nobr>>

<img id="graphics" src="images/stupid-name.gif" width="600px" height="400px"> <div id="txt">Anyway, let me tell you what you're here [[for]].</div>

<img id="graphics" src="images/bone.gif" width="600px" height="400px"> <div id="txt">See this bone? That's my bone. A really good bone. The best bone in the whole world. [[Cool!]]</div>

<img id="graphics" src="images/bone.gif" width="600px" height="400px"> <div id="txt">But it went missing! I was looking for it this morning and it disappeared without a trace! How am I supposed to go on living without my precious, delicious bone?! [[Truly a tragedy]]</div>

<img id="graphics" src="images/good-ending.gif" width="600px" height="400px"> <div id="txt">But that's where you come in! You can help your cute, handsome buddy Spudz crack the case! What do you say? [[Sure thing!]] [[Nah]]</div>

<<audio "main" loop play>>\ <img id="graphics" src="images/hat.gif" width="600px" height="400px"> <div id="txt">Ok, I'm gonna put on my detective hat. Let's get to [[work]]!</div>

<<audio main pause>>\ <img id="graphics" src="images/spoop.gif" width="600px" height="400px"> <div id="txt" class="shake-little">YOU DON'T HAVE A [[CHOICE->Sure thing!]].</div>

<img id="graphics" src="images/living-room.gif" width="600px" height="400px"> <div id="txt">Here's the crime scene. There's a few things we can do to get to the bottom of this... <<timed 1s>>[[Look at the scene]]<</timed>> <<timed 1.5s>>[[Interrogate witnesses]]<</timed>> <<timed 2s>>[[Question Spudz]]<</timed>></div>

<img id="graphics" src="images/bed.gif" width="600px" height="400px"> <div id="txt">The bone was last seen on my bed last night. There are some cookie crumbs around, but I'm pretty sure I didn't eat any recently. [[Got it->work]]</div>

<img id="graphics" src="images/bear.gif" width="600px" height="400px"> <div id="txt">Mr. Fluffinsky was here all morning. I'm sure he's seen //[[something->good or bad]]//.</div>

<img id="graphics" src="images/good-cop.gif" width="600px" height="400px"> <div id="txt">Who, me? I don't know anything. Why would I steal my own bone from myself? <<timed 2s>>Don't look at me like that, it makes me nervous!<</timed>> <<timed 3s>>[[If you say so...->work]]<</timed>> </div>

<img id="graphics" src="images/good-cop.gif" width="600px" height="400px"> <div id="txt">Hey, Mr. Fluffinsky! Um, my bone went missing today and we think you probably saw the criminal. Could you tell us who it [[is]]?</div>

<img id="graphics" src="images/bad-cop.gif" width="600px" height="400px"> <div id="txt"><<if $mode>>Listen here you little moron, I don't have time for you to beat around the bush so [[cut the crap]]. You gonna tell us what you saw or do you want me to be a big meanbean instead? <<else>>Listen here you little shmuck, I don't have time for you to be a bitch so [[cut the crap]]. You gonna tell us what you saw or do you want me to twist your dick for you?<</if>></div>

<img id="graphics" src="images/bear.gif" width="600px" height="400px"> <div id="txt">...Mr. Fluffinky didn't respond. [[Bummer->good or bad]]</div>

<img id="graphics" src="images/bear.gif" width="600px" height="400px"> <div id="txt">So how should we deal with him? [[Be a good cop]] [[Be a bad cop]]</div>

<img id="graphics" src="images/intimidated.gif" width="600px" height="400px"> <div id="txt">Mr. Fluffinsky was successfully intimidated! He's gonna speak now! [[Great!]]</div>

<img id="graphics" src="images/truth.gif" width="600px" height="400px"> <div id="txt">He says that he didn't see who stole the bone, but he did see [[Pee Wee]] the Cat eat the cookie near my bed.</div>

<img id="graphics" src="images/hmm.gif" width="600px" height="400px"> <div id="txt">Now why would my buddy Pee Wee eat a cookie near my bed? <<timed 2s>>Hmmmm...<</timed>> <<timed 2.8s>>[[Let's go find Pee Wee]]<</timed>></div>

<img id="graphics" src="images/genius.gif" width="600px" height="400px"> <div id="txt">Great idea!! You're a genius!!1! [[It runs in the family]]</div>

<img id="graphics" src="images/kitchen.gif" width="600px" height="400px"> <div id="txt">Pee Wee spends most of his time in the kitchen. Here's what we can do... <<timed 1s>>[[Look at the scene->scene2]]<</timed>> <<timed 1.5s>>[[Ask Pum Pum the Sock Puppet]]<</timed>> <<timed 2s>>[[Scream for Pee Wee]]<</timed>></div>

<img id="graphics" src="images/fridge.gif" width="600px" height="400px"> <div id="txt">Pee Wee usually hides on top of the counter. I can also see Pum Pum the Sock Puppet hanging out near the fridge—he likes to look at the pinned drawings there from time to time. [[Got it->It runs in the family]]</div>

<img id="graphics" src="images/pum-pum.gif" width="600px" height="400px"> <div id="txt">Hey, Pum Pum! Do you know where Pee Wee is? He made a mess on my bed and we think he knows where my bone went. <span style="color:navy;">''Pum Pum''</span>: He's in the [[fridge]].</div>

<img id="graphics" src="images/kitchen.gif" width="600px" height="400px"> <div id="txt"><<timed 1.5s>>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!<</timed>> <<timed 3s>>...It did't work.<</timed>> <<timed 4s>>[[Damn->It runs in the family]]<</timed>></div>

<img id="graphics" src="images/pum-pum.gif" width="600px" height="400px"> <div id="txt">The fridge?! Why is he in there, he's gonna freeze!! <span style="color:navy;">''Pum Pum''</span>: I don't know. Pee Wee's [[weird]].</div>

<img id="graphics" src="images/pum-pum.gif" width="600px" height="400px"> <div id="txt"><span style="color:navy;">''Pum Pum''</span>: Anyway, I'm gonna go to the bathroom. I suggest you guys stop looking for trouble. You don't know where that bone's gonna [[lead you]].</div>

<img id="graphics" src="images/ok.gif" width="600px" height="400px"> <div id="txt">Ok! Let's open the fridge! [[Crack open that bad boy like a cold one->open]]</div>

<img id="graphics" src="images/fridge2.gif" width="600px" height="400px"> <div id="txt">Hi Pee Wee! Why are you here? <span style="color:gold;">''Pee Wee''</span>: I'm j-just ch-ch-[[chilling]], stupid.</div>

<img id="graphics" src="images/fridge2.gif" width="600px" height="400px"> <div id="txt">Why were you eating cookies? And you made a mess on my bed, that's illegal!! <span style="color:gold;">''Pee Wee''</span>: I felt hungry and I wanted t-to ruin your d-d-day. Why not d-do both? [[Where's the bone??]]</div>

<img id="graphics" src="images/insult.gif" width="600px" height="400px"> <div id="txt"><span style="color:gold;">''Pee Wee''</span>: How am I s-s-supposed to know about your s-stinky bone? You p-p-probably lost it somewhere like you always d-do, 'cuz you're stupid. You're really s-stupid, Spudz, you know that? [[Don't talk to Spudz like that!->sad]] [[...He kinda is->sad]]</div>

<<audio "main" stop>>\ <<timed 1s>><<audio "sad" loop play>><</timed>>\ <img id="graphics" src="images/gone.gif" width="600px" height="400px"> <div id="txt">So it's [[gone]] for good? After all the times we spent together, and now I won't see it again, just like that?</div>

<img id="graphics" src="images/fridge2.gif" width="600px" height="400px"> <div id="txt"><span style="color:gold;">''Pee Wee''</span>: Ugh, I don't wanna s-see your ugly c-c-crying face, go d-do that [[somewhere else]].</div>

<img id="graphics" src="images/gone.gif" width="600px" height="400px"> <div id="txt">Oh, $name, I'm so sorry I wasted your time. I just wanted you to meet my super cool bone, but most importantly, I wanted a new friend. Someone who will help me and be there no matter <<link "what.">><<replace "#txt">>I guess this is where we part now, huh? Well, I hope you had some fun in this adventure, and in watching me sob like the little baby that I am. [[Let's dig a grave for your bone before I leave]]<</replace>><</link>></div>

<img id="graphics" src="images/thank.gif" width="600px" height="400px"> <div id="txt">Really? You'd stick around for my bone's funeral for me? You're the sweetest friend I've ever had... [[Anything for my buddy!->f]] [[Whatever->f]]</div>

<img id="graphics" src="images/funeral.gif" width="600px" height="400px"> <div id="txt">Ok, I dug a little gravestone in the backyard. It's not much but it will do. [[That was fast]]</div>

<img id="graphics" src="images/funeral.gif" width="600px" height="400px"> <div id="txt">You wanna do the honors? [[You were a beautiful bone who will be missed->funeral]] <<if $mode>>[[Suck my casserole, bone->funeral]]<<else>>[[Suck my ass, bone->funeral]]<</if>></div>

<img id="graphics" src="images/sad.gif" width="600px" height="400px"> <div id="txt">Bone, it really breaks my heart that you were gone before anyone started to appreciate your glory, but you know [[what]]?</div>

<img id="graphics" src="images/sad.gif" width="600px" height="400px"> <div id="txt">I'm gonna keep smiling and raise my tail high, because I know that's what you would have wanted for me. And I have a human who's really nice, so you don't have to worry about [[me]].</div>

<<audio "sad" stop>>\ <<audio "dig" play>>\ <img id="graphics" src="images/sound.gif" width="600px" height="400px"> <div id="txt">What's that [[sound]]?</div>

<<audio "dig" stop>>\ <<audio "bone" play>>\ <img id="graphics" src="images/digging.gif" width="600px" height="400px"> <div id="txt">Hey, that's my [[BONE]]!!</div>

<<audio "suspense" loop play>>\ <img id="graphics" src="images/cat.gif" width="600px" height="400px"> <div id="txt"><<if $mode>>What are you doing here, hecker?<<else>>What are you doing here, fucker?<</if>> <span style="color:gold;">''Pee Wee''</span>: Spudz, buddy, my man! I just [[found]] your bone and was about to give it to yah!!</div>

<img id="graphics" src="images/e.gif" width="600px" height="400px"> <div id="txt"><<if $mode>>BULLCRAP!<<else>>BULLSHIT!<</if>> You better tell me the [[truth]] or I'm gonna stuff you back in that fridge!</div>

<img id="graphics" src="images/truth2.gif" width="600px" height="400px"> <div id="txt"><span style="color:gold;">''Pee Wee''</span>: No no! Pum Pum told me to hide your bone last night for a cookie, but I accidently left those crumbs on your bed so he tried to freeze me to death, so I wouldn't foil his plan! He told me that if I wanted to redeem myself, I had to throw away the bone for good! Please don't tell him, I will do [[anything]]!!</div>

<<audio suspense stop>>\ <<audio piano play>>\ <img id="graphics" src="images/shock.gif" width="600px" height="400px"> <div id="txt">Pum Pum?!</div> <<timed 2s>><<goto "evil">><</timed>>

<<audio "piano" stop>>\ <<audio "suspense" loop play>>\ <img id="graphics" src="images/pum-pum.gif" width="600px" height="400px"> <div id="txt"><span style="color:navy;">''Pum Pum''</span>: You've finally figured it out. You do have some [[brains]] in you, after all.</div>

<img id="graphics" src="images/why.gif" width="600px" height="400px"> <div id="txt">You planned this all? But [[why]]? Why did you steal my bone?</div>

<img id="graphics" src="images/pum-pum.gif" width="600px" height="400px"> <div id="txt"><span style="color:navy;">''Pum Pum''</span>: I despise you, Spudz. You think life is full of nice, pretty things. You think that you're better and more important than all of us, simply because you have the [[player]] by your side.</div>

<img id="graphics" src="images/closer.gif" width="600px" height="400px"> <div id="txt"><span style="color:navy;">''Pum Pum''</span>: I want you to suffer, Spudz, to taste the same pain I felt as I was constantly abandoned and lonely, being the secondary character that I was. But from now on, this pathetic little text game we are in, will be about me. I will be the main character, I will be the player's friend, I will have all the attention you have hoarded. [[!!!]]</div>

<img id="graphics" src="images/why.gif" width="600px" height="400px"> <div id="txt">I...I don't know how to react to this... [[Defeat Pum Pum with kindness]] [[Show Pum Pum no mercy]]</div>

<<audio "suspense" stop>>\ <<timed 1s>><<audio "friend" loop play>><</timed>>\ <img id="graphics" src="images/good-ending.gif" width="600px" height="400px"> <div id="txt">Listen Pum Pum, I get that you hate me and don't want to be alone anymore, but you don't have to do this. We can just talk and have a fun little party, for friendship! Everyone will be there and we will all be best buds in no time! You get friends through kindness, not violence and hate. [[Couldn't have said it better]]</div>

<<audio "suspense" stop>>\ <<audio "angry" loop play>>\ <img id="graphics" src="images/meanbean.gif" width="600px" height="400px"> <div id="txt">You know what, <<if $mode>>heckface<<else>>shithead<</if>>, I'm tired of being Mr. Nice Guy™! Screw you and your stupid plan, Pum Pum! Your name is stupid too, it sounds like Bum Bum. Yeah, you're a stinky Bum Bum who deserves to be lonely!! [[Damn, Spudz]]</div>

<img id="graphics" src="images/hug.gif" width="600px" height="400px"> <div id="txt">So what do you say? Wanna hug it out and start over with a [[clean]] slate?</div>

<<audio "friend" stop>>\ <img id="graphics" src="images/pum-pum.gif" width="600px" height="400px"> <div id="txt">...<<timed 2s>><<goto "kill">><</timed>></div>

<<audio "gun" volume 1 play>>\ <img id="graphics" src="images/dead.gif" width="600px" height="400px"> <<timed 2.5s>><<goto "you a fool">><</timed>>

<img id="graphics" src="images/pum-pum.gif" width="600px" height="400px"> <div id="txt"><span style="color:navy;">''Pum Pum''</span>: You really think you will do any ounce of damage with your childish [[insults->final pum pum]]?</div>

<img id="graphics" src="images/closer.gif" width="600px" height="400px"> <div id="txt"><span style="color:navy;">''Pum Pum''</span>: You'll never conquer me, Spudz, you will always be the idiotic dog who can't distinguish friend from foe. You die today, Spudz, it is your inevitable [[fate]].</div>

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<img id="graphics" src="images/kill.gif" width="600px" height="400px"> <div id="txt"><<timed 2s>><span style="color:skyblue;">''Pum Pum''</span>: You died a fool, Spudz.<</timed>><<timed 4s>> A happy little fool.<</timed>></div> <<timed 6s>><<goto "Menu">><</timed>>

<img id="graphics" src="images/kill2.gif" width="600px" height="400px"> <div id="txt"><<timed 2s>>You should have never underestimated me, Pum Pum.<</timed>></div> <<timed 5s>><<goto "Menu">><</timed>>

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<img id="graphics" src="images/oh.gif" width="600px" height="400px"> <div id="txt">My name is  <<textbox "$shit" "">> [[(Continue)->(Type your name)]]</div>